Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.

IM SO JDM that im planning to attack pearl harbor again.
I'M SO JDM, my car has a rice cooker in it....
I'M SO JDM, i use soy sauce for oil
I'M SO JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed.
I'M SO JDM, i had a penis reduction
I'M SO JDM, i piss saki!

Those are stolen,but it doesnt matter if you steal or make up your own lets hear em'!

I'm so JDM I'm right handed.

That's the only one I've ever really heard..

im usdm... i sleep on the left side
my girls the one thats jdm and sleeps on the right side.

in fact its weird we walk and hold hands, im on the left, shes on the right
sleep same
ride bikes at night the same
drive cars ... lol yes i have been known to drive on the left side of the road for long periods of time.

I'm so JDM, I aim to the right. (If she doesn't feel like swallowing...)

I'm so JDM, I used zipties to hold my Jeeps bumper on. (After I wrecked it)

im soo JDM, i own neon zip ties.

im soo JDM, people refer to me as the zip tie technician.

I'm so JDM I have a passenger seat on the drivers side.

Yeah, yeah, I'm so JDM..... .....






Your mom has lips!!!!!

Im so JDM i use dental floss for a blind fold...

Im so JDM even my girlfriends vagina is slanted

Im so JDM i whack off to anime.

Im so JDM i think Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift is a documentary..

Im so JDM i only eat at Kobe Steak houses

Im so JDM i only eat fish raw....


yeah these keep getting lamer as i run out of racist things to say...

Im so JDM i take 3 hours to back out of your driveway (ohh snap)

Im so JDM that all my cars made after 2006 are speed limited to 112 MPH

see they really do keep getting lamer.

Disclaimer.... These were all made up by me as i wrote this... feel free to steal my jokes and use them as your own... i know you will anyway.

Lol!

Yeah I'll use one or two...

I'm so JDM, I take 4 hours to back out of my driveway...

haha alot of them were stupid and you could only get if you knew something about their dumbass laws... like that 112 mph thing

Never paid attention...

awww

Could care less, cause I don't live in JP. (Jurassic Park...)

yeah... gotta love zipties though.


nothing that cant be fixed with zipties and duct tape....

just waiting for a valve cover to be held on with zips and sealed with duct tape gaskets.

I'm gunna go do that!!!

and you can make an intake out of pure JB weld.

^ WTF?

LS14 wrote:

and you can make an intake out of pure JB weld.

Fuck JB weld, PVC is the shit.

Lol!

Still ^ WTF?

I want to see that shit...

yeah i have a JDM intake...

i cut the bottom of the air box off and stuck my filter in the new (half) intake.

got the old 1x3 pipe still there (now fastened with the ever popular zip tie)

epic win.

PICS!!! Never got to see it last race night...

my pc is fucked harder than miley cyrus at a pedo convention...

youll just have to take a peek this saturday bitch.

Pedo convention?!?!?!

When?!

Where?!

What time?!

How young?!

When-8:30-5:30 every weekday

Where-Daycare

What time-same thing as when dumbass

How young-Young Enough.

Over the age of 13?...